Earlier today while at work

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion) 05/24/2018 at 23:35 • Filed to: Twelvehourshiftthoughts

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I randomly thought about how rediculous it would be if immoralminority stanced his Sunchaser. That led to weird places, and now every time I see all of you on here I imagine your car Hellaflush, Cambergang, stance nation, etc. Who would have the most rediculous stanced car?

Definitely not me, everyone and their mother does that to Miatas.

My Vote is Fintail’s... Fintail.

I’m going to hell for this aren’t I

Can you top that? Can anyone top that?

Alfalfa > AestheticsInMotion 05/24/2018 at 23:40

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AestheticsInMotion > Alfalfa 05/24/2018 at 23:45

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Hmmm. I’m thinking... “slammed”

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > AestheticsInMotion 05/24/2018 at 23:49

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I started looking at various levels of stance on my car and damn if this doesn’t look good:

Tristan > AestheticsInMotion 05/24/2018 at 23:49

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*Ahem*

Hellaflush Studebaker, anyone?

Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > AestheticsInMotion 05/24/2018 at 23:50

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Miss Mercedes. *drops mic*

(I have no photo editing skills, but anyone who feels up to simultaneously mounting 22s on a Smart while dropping it two inches, have at it.)

AestheticsInMotion > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford 05/24/2018 at 23:51

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That looks fantastic. I’d probably go for sliiiiightly wider tires but man that’s good

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > AestheticsInMotion 05/24/2018 at 23:54

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Maybe my d100?

AestheticsInMotion > Tristan 05/24/2018 at 23:55

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I’m convinced that you could do literally anything to that car and it would still look incredible.

But there are exceptions to all rules...

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > AestheticsInMotion 05/24/2018 at 23:55

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I’ve been thinking about plasti-dipping my wheels gold and that certainly isn’t helping. Probably should fix the rust first though.

AestheticsInMotion > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious 05/24/2018 at 23:56

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I always picture her Smarts with those atrocious bro wheels you see on the lifted Rams with tribal decals, neon green springs, and Skull emblems. Guess that would work lowered

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > AestheticsInMotion 05/24/2018 at 23:56

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and this is my submission, stancing would completely ruin the purpose of my grandparents truck

Tristan > AestheticsInMotion 05/24/2018 at 23:58

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Agreed, but my old man is a rabid Studebaker purist and would probably take me out of his will...

Also, I feel like I need a shower after imagining those wheels on it!

AestheticsInMotion > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford 05/24/2018 at 23:59

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If you’re going to do something, May as well go all the way.

Like this, but with the Ranger

My citroen won't start > AestheticsInMotion 05/25/2018 at 00:00

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Looks very meh.

I would go with Hammerheadfistpunch.

mXxxxXm24 /O/ /O/ > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford 05/25/2018 at 00:05

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Stancing ruins the purpose of everything

smobgirl > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford 05/25/2018 at 00:06

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Lowrider trucks make me think of Corgis for some reason.

AestheticsInMotion > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/25/2018 at 00:11

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Please no

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > AestheticsInMotion 05/25/2018 at 00:23

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Decay’s Grom! Wait, can you stance a motorcycle?

AestheticsInMotion > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 05/25/2018 at 00:27

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According to the internet... Yes. Doesn’t everyone stretch Grom’s? Extended swing arm or something?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > AestheticsInMotion 05/25/2018 at 00:31

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Crimes against humanity

sony1492 > AestheticsInMotion 05/25/2018 at 00:36

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It bothers me how the flush panel is actually an inch of poke.

Die-Trying > AestheticsInMotion 05/25/2018 at 00:38

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this is where i show my old......... “when did looking BROKEN become cool/trendy?”

looking broken should not be encouraged........

RallyWrench > AestheticsInMotion 05/25/2018 at 00:40

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Bring it

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > AestheticsInMotion 05/25/2018 at 00:45

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Yesss!!!!!!

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > AestheticsInMotion 05/25/2018 at 00:57

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Oh gawd gross why did you show me that now I need to go rinse my eyes out with acid

AestheticsInMotion > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/25/2018 at 01:09

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Ohhhhhhhh Subaru envy!!

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > AestheticsInMotion 05/25/2018 at 01:13

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Although I’ve never seen a stanced Volvo, I have a feeling it’s actually a thing.

RPM esq. > AestheticsInMotion 05/25/2018 at 01:27

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I don’t know why you’re doing this to yourself, but I must conclude that my 4Runner would not look good as a member of the stance-adjacent minitruck world.

RPM esq. > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious 05/25/2018 at 01:35

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I hate this a lot less than I thought I would...

Future Heap Owner > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/25/2018 at 01:40

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I don’t like stance in general but I... kinda like these? Maybe it makes sense to me on these trucks that are a bit worn out?

...am I excommunicated now?

Future Heap Owner > Die-Trying 05/25/2018 at 04:42

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Most of these are dumb but the last three are good, and the last one is just sheer fun!

Future Heap Owner > RPM esq. 05/25/2018 at 04:42

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It’s siiinkiiing

Future Heap Owner > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 05/25/2018 at 04:45

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You’re probably talking about the new ones, but

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > AestheticsInMotion 05/25/2018 at 05:36

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Considering my MC Accent’s generation barely has any tuner following whatsoever, mine would look odd!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > AestheticsInMotion 05/25/2018 at 06:05

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are those spotwelding tips?... they look like spotwelding tips

Kiltedpadre > AestheticsInMotion 05/25/2018 at 07:25

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I am both pleasantly surprised and disappointed that I can’t find pictures of a stanced Volt.

My Silverado however there are plenty of pictures to demonstrate how it could be ruined.

AdverseMartyr > AestheticsInMotion 05/25/2018 at 08:56

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What is wrong with your mind? I think you need to give it a good cleaning. You’ve got some serious filth stuck in there.

First stancing the Sunchaser now this stuff.

I’m afraid your username does not check out right now.

AestheticsInMotion > AdverseMartyr 05/25/2018 at 09:38

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Forgive me father for I have sinned.

AestheticsInMotion > RPM esq. 05/25/2018 at 09:43

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The thought of seeing this rolling through downtown is oddly hilarious to me

fintail > AestheticsInMotion 05/25/2018 at 09:44

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Funny, this is actually a thing for fintails:

I’m going to have to give it a pass, though - the car has survived for well over 50 years relatively intact, not going to mess with that now. If one had a neglected non-runner and wanted to put it back on the road and do this, more power to them.

People do it to 108s too:

As both fintails and 108/109s have air suspended variants, there must be something about the suspension that makes them easy to convert (and when the suspension fails, they looked stanced already). Plenty of neglected 108s out there to play with, too.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > AestheticsInMotion 05/25/2018 at 10:38

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Hrrrrrmmn

I found this

CaptDale - is secretly British > AestheticsInMotion 05/25/2018 at 12:38

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Sadly it has been done\

http://www.stanceworks.com/forums/showthread.php?27603-Daily-Driven-Stanced-GTO/page2

Die-Trying > Future Heap Owner 05/25/2018 at 15:46

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the “volks-rod” stuff is good, until you realize how much that they have chopped and sectioned the body. the roof is WAIST high. you would near have to get on your hands and knees to crawl into these critters......... they look cool though........ but it would sure be a pain to get in one, much less as you get a little bit older, and your back starts to stiffen up, and your knee joint pain shows up to say “hi”.

almost need to take someone young with you for when you have finally gotten in, and gone somewhere, that way you have someone there, when you go to get out, and say “little help?..... i think that i am stuck..... just need someone to help drag me out of here...... maybe stand me up when i am out?” rather undignified affair......

but that is just the “old” shining through...... they do look like some nice low speed fun.......

Die-Trying > smobgirl 05/25/2018 at 16:00

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i was thinking more basset hound......

with ground scraping “under carriage”........

smobgirl > Die-Trying 05/25/2018 at 16:02

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That’s a reasonable argument. Hmm.